If you choose to dabble in higher education, never EVER leave cheesecake unattended in the teacher’s lounge. There could be a bite out of it (and there was) AND SOMEONE WILL STILL EAT IT!

If you exit the room for a split second, you will return to a piece of tupperware full of crumbs and a used fork. 

Online tutoring will be available during my virtual office hours. If you are concerned about your grade or simply wish to get better acquainted with the material, do not hesitate to message me. 

Please keep in mind that it is only the end of February. You still have plenty of time to bring your final average up by one letter grade!!! 

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I hope that each and every one of you is enjoying what’s left of your long weekend. Tomorrow we’re going to dive into things immediately after attendance so it is imperative that you are not tardy. 

Please note that if you ignore this warning, you will not be permitted to take notes during class. 

Also, I will be offering virtual office hours again this semester. If you have any questions about assignments, English literature, British literature, World literature, zombies, Broadway, chicken salad croissants, wind surfing, life, all of the above, none of the above, or anything else, feel free to message me. 

See you tomorrow! 

-Mr. A

Christmas break is coming up soon and I thought that we should celebrate. Each and every one of you have performed spectacularly this year and I couldn’t be happier with your results. In order to show my appreciation for your good work, this upcoming Friday we’ll be having a “seasonal academic reception”. (For those of you wondering, yes I am wording it that way because a few teachers nearly lost their heads when I proposed “parties” in the teacher’s lounge.)

With this in mind, if you would be interested in bringing refreshments or have a suggestion as to how we should spend your class period, please reply to this post or shoot me a message. 

I hope you’re all having nice weekends!

-Mr. A.

If you have any questions, please let me know BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING!